Well this is another weird incident that happened to me. I again did a thorough analysis of the matter and found out I was the "ONE" ....really I give my self the "ONE" for this :D. It was a sunday winter morning 11am .It was predicted that it would snow today. Me being the hero of the heard had to go out and venture in the cold with minimum possible clothing. My other roomie lets call him Mr A accompanied me as we had to take a house on lease. I carried all my documents with me as a proof. We decided to go to eat first at an Indian restaurant.I took the old 83L route bus and got down at the stop just before the last stop (this is significant). As soon as I got down the bus Mr A reminded me.."You had a bag with you right?" F@!#!! And run I did...As hard as I could...to the last station...in the dead shivering winter cold..Now I am smiling...but you wouldnt have.
I reached there to find the bus still there...WHAT A RELIEF!..I ran to the bus to find my bag there..WHAT A RELIEF....few girls were giggling as I reached there gasping for breath.
My bags front pocket was OPEN!!WHAT A F*** the girls said "Somh guyy in ah whaite shirt thook u r foolde'hr" MAN I WAS SCREWED! It had my passport and I was in a foreign country.
I grabbed the girl to search for the man...But in VAIN! He was no where to be seen.I had other important docs too.SSN..CHECKS what not!
I dialled the local emergency number.The police arrived in 10 mins.A small afro american women.She assured "You aint gonna ghet ur fol'dr".I was shivering there but I had enough of experience to remain calm. Mr A did help me a lot...though after his lunch...:P. He tried to keep me calm which I doubt could have helped. We decided to go to the leasing office after-all we could not live on streets. We went to the leasing office after the "LUNCH".As we reached there the attendent asked me my name "ADINUT! I HAVE A PACKAGE 4 U" VOILA!! n there it was ...MY FOLDER! ...some man had found my folder with the leasing office visiting card and he delivered it to them.This "Angel" also left his contact number which did not work! All the things were in place! UNBELIEVABLE! I was in 7th ...whatever!
Few questions still haunt me:
Why did the thief steal only the folder...n not the bag?
Was the guy who stole and the guy who returned the things same?
How much would I have got screwed?
People think I am lucky .I get the things stolen from me back...But let me remind them..THINGS R STOLEN FRM ME...But i was really lucky...
CONCLUSION: I M A******E...awsome :D
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Loosers @ Best
They say to "forgive and forget is a good virtue"! Ya true to the fullest extent , but my case is a little different I do not forgive but I forget...A LOT...well its not kind of disease but it leads to few amazing experiences! Not good ones though! but come to think of them ,they are rather humorous..I normally dont forget things to do....but I forget things..some costly , some cheap! some important some not so important..Some with important consequences...well ! Things range from keys to cars :P....My roomie and me did a thorough analysis of this phenomenon. He too forgets things but he is luckier to find them back...soon! He is kinda world renowned for his laziness. We concluded that I genuinly forgot things while he was careless ! Well what a relief I am not careless! So I racont my experiences here
The Car Incident : Well this is sort of legend amongst my cronies..The girls in my cube recite this incident giggling, to newcomers in a very "tasteful manner" .This happened in pune in infosys phase 2.It was summer time ,I was working late till 9pm doing some meaningless work! It was an exhausting day and time to go home! How ignorant I was that this would not be the EOD! We used to park our cars in unofficial parking outside Infosys. I just started to go home to realize that my electronic keys were not in my pocket!!!! OHH SHIT! Hell I was screwed..If some outsider might have found it he/she can easily find my car and steal it! I ran outside to check if the car was still there! Ahh LUCKILY it was stll dere! After searching whole Infosys I finally decided to get my duplicate keys..It was about 10pm and my cell phone battery was drained fully! Ohh Darn Luck! I requested an A-hole call center Cab driver to drop home 31kms.He demanded Rs300 to which I agreed. We reached home at about 11.00pm and went back aftergrabbing my mom's cell and the key.I reached Infosys at about 1am.It was totally dark aley with not a single lamppost on. I began searching for my car...AND GUESS WAT IT WAS NOT THERE!!! OHH F@#$ ! I am screwed!I lost a 4 Lac Car! The panic quickly set in..I ran like a mad man up and down the 1Km parking stretch.This was not happening to MEEEE!I checked with the security without any luck! Finally I decided to check with the police! At 1:30am I went to hinjewadi police station.All of them were fast asleep after their hard day of sleeping.One of them wokeup and wrote down my complaint n told me to go home! Well atleat he wrote down something. I took a cab home.On the way all the thoughts came to my mind right from terrorists using my car to claiming insurance. I reached home by 3am , completely torn.I just decided that it was enough for the day.Time to have a sleepless night! I just put my Cell to charge. I suddenly received 2 SMSs from my friend "Key found on your chair!" sent at 10pm
CHAIR! CHAIR! Was I that stupid? I just called my colleague to realize what had happened.The key had slipped from my pocket into the crevice in the chair!!! And a project mate who found the key took my car home! WTF who takes somebody else's car home! Was it malicious is still cannot get it!
But Alls well ends well ..Well... not exactly.I got my car the very next day from him and went back to the police station. And here began my ordeal! The main constable came after 2Hrs. Was reluctant to talk .I was a good "Bakra". He started by saying this incident was impossible.Bring your colleague who did this. Whoa! I tried hell lot , cause he was from bihar and these maharashtrian police would grill him like hell! I did not budge and said it was a mis-communication. He finally let me go after 6 hrs while I enjoyed the corrupt police and honest criminals :D
CONCLUSION: Bad luck with keys! carelessness with phone !
Ahh this was just one of the major incidents "The Butterfly effect" .Well there are more stories which will soon come....
The Car Incident : Well this is sort of legend amongst my cronies..The girls in my cube recite this incident giggling, to newcomers in a very "tasteful manner" .This happened in pune in infosys phase 2.It was summer time ,I was working late till 9pm doing some meaningless work! It was an exhausting day and time to go home! How ignorant I was that this would not be the EOD! We used to park our cars in unofficial parking outside Infosys. I just started to go home to realize that my electronic keys were not in my pocket!!!! OHH SHIT! Hell I was screwed..If some outsider might have found it he/she can easily find my car and steal it! I ran outside to check if the car was still there! Ahh LUCKILY it was stll dere! After searching whole Infosys I finally decided to get my duplicate keys..It was about 10pm and my cell phone battery was drained fully! Ohh Darn Luck! I requested an A-hole call center Cab driver to drop home 31kms.He demanded Rs300 to which I agreed. We reached home at about 11.00pm and went back aftergrabbing my mom's cell and the key.I reached Infosys at about 1am.It was totally dark aley with not a single lamppost on. I began searching for my car...AND GUESS WAT IT WAS NOT THERE!!! OHH F@#$ ! I am screwed!I lost a 4 Lac Car! The panic quickly set in..I ran like a mad man up and down the 1Km parking stretch.This was not happening to MEEEE!I checked with the security without any luck! Finally I decided to check with the police! At 1:30am I went to hinjewadi police station.All of them were fast asleep after their hard day of sleeping.One of them wokeup and wrote down my complaint n told me to go home! Well atleat he wrote down something. I took a cab home.On the way all the thoughts came to my mind right from terrorists using my car to claiming insurance. I reached home by 3am , completely torn.I just decided that it was enough for the day.Time to have a sleepless night! I just put my Cell to charge. I suddenly received 2 SMSs from my friend "Key found on your chair!" sent at 10pm
CHAIR! CHAIR! Was I that stupid? I just called my colleague to realize what had happened.The key had slipped from my pocket into the crevice in the chair!!! And a project mate who found the key took my car home! WTF who takes somebody else's car home! Was it malicious is still cannot get it!
But Alls well ends well ..Well... not exactly.I got my car the very next day from him and went back to the police station. And here began my ordeal! The main constable came after 2Hrs. Was reluctant to talk .I was a good "Bakra". He started by saying this incident was impossible.Bring your colleague who did this. Whoa! I tried hell lot , cause he was from bihar and these maharashtrian police would grill him like hell! I did not budge and said it was a mis-communication. He finally let me go after 6 hrs while I enjoyed the corrupt police and honest criminals :D
CONCLUSION: Bad luck with keys! carelessness with phone !
Ahh this was just one of the major incidents "The Butterfly effect" .Well there are more stories which will soon come....
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
10 actors designed to destroy a film
I believe all the actors of the world have equal talent.Its just that they use their talent in a different manner.Haha I was joking truth is that only 2.32% of the industry has the real talent rest of them just go along the 2.32% to pull thru the film.But few of them really cannot be pulled by these 2.32, however hard they try.These people are the real destroyers.They destroy a film even before the script is ready ( if there is one ) or they put their eyes on the camera. Its not that they lack something , they lack talent! They are the ultimate crowd repulserers.I still wonder what gets them hired? huhh...Heres a list of top 10 destroyers
1. Sohail Khan : An actor of immense talent.He is a self made man.He is not only an actor but he is a producer of class ( might b this explains why he is hired).He has produced films :
films broke all the distributors instead of box office. Few committed suicide alongside the audience.
Now coming to his acting.It is simply par excellence.He is able to convey all the emotions ranging from extreme sadness to maniac depression and channel these emotions to the audience in the form of pure rage.It is normal to see people bursting out of the cinema in anger!
I was fortunate enough to see few of his films in intercity bus where one has no option but to see the film. Due to heavy demand for his fotos I could grab just half :( . I can very well say he is the best amongst the 3 brothers which are a part of this coveted list. This multifaceted actor also writes!! FYI he was the writer of the cult classic "Hello Brother" Must watch for everyone with good taste.I would say keep up the good work!
2. Ishrat Ali :You would say WTF ? Who the hell is Ishrat Ali? He has a stronger screen presence than you thin
k. I became a fan of him after I saw his film "GUNDA" one of the real classics. His dialogues really touched my heart. His tagline was "Mera naam hai LAMBU ATTA ! deunga tuze maut ka chata ". He is simply huge in the film and after mithun , all the film revolves around him.
In Gunda, he is the gangster who by mistake rapes Bulla's sister. Then Bulla alsong with his other mates corners him in a Chawl .Lambu tries to reason a lot with bulla "Roti hoti hai khane ke liye....boti hoti hai chabane ke liye...ladki hoti hai......******" .Still bulla wants to kill him!! WTF..now lambu tries more than this he says "Mai tere liye ladkiyan laaunnga...tu muze chil chal ke hijda bana deena" And does a kathak ( some dancing talent here ) but suddenly and oddly bulla stabs a knife in his KIDNEYS!
Besides Gunda he has also worked in 71 different films!!!!! Ranging from greats like "Bic
hhu" to "Krantiveer" !
3. Celina Jaitley : Well she was given a break by the legendry Feroz khan the "desi cowboy". Unfortunately she needs a break every now and then.She is not very rich and therefore has not much to wear. She also has an affinity for short-shorts ;) . Well there is not much to write about her talent. she does best what she is best at...standing besides fardeen! Ya some people suspect she the actve member of LGBT community .Dont be amused to see her in parliment within few years. Trust me she even has a fan site...
4. Shakti Kapoor : AaaaOUUU Shaktiii! needs no introduction. Wat an actor ,what an actor! In raja babu as the Nandu with a "Nada" to "Chutiya" in Gunda . He is sort of urban legen
d and had one hit film which I dont remember. He is a legend because he has survived more than 500 flops but not as a hero. Recently he was caught on a casting couch scandle ! poor shakti was made a target of the media ! well which man would not like to "take advantage" of "helpless" "girls" ( except for the one above) ( Mind the quotes! ).In gunda he plays a role of eunuch with a pony tail .Thats why he is chutiya ( not what you think! ). He becomes a "man" with "the pill" n does what a normal man in gunda does ! His different facet emerged in film Raja babu as a side kick of another legend in the business Mr Govinda .All he does is wears a bermuda with suggestively hanging Nada.Though he did play a good role in Andaz apna pana as Mr Gogo but it does not help much..lets hope he rambles on...
5. Govinda : How could we forget govinda aka Chi Chi.He was the hero of the masses. He is the living great! He started very early as a stick and now he is BOX and tending very much to a CUBE. He is the hero of the great "No 1" series : coolie No 1,Hero No 1 ,Biwi no 1 .He has a style statement rather a style paragraph of his own .He invented the Red suits and yellow ties and blue shirts . he is a sort of vince Van Gough in colours.He is known for his dancing. He ll suit any acting role given to him.I am sure he can very well play Forrest in forrest gump or Oskar von Schindler in Schindlers List ( where david dhawan would be directing ). He has not changed his acting since 70's and still dances with actresses 10% his age ! Few years back he contested for elections and won and worked so hard that.....he again became an actor! but this time he was much cooler ( not that he was not cool before ) with two earrings in both the ears! I am sure he ll act or next 100 years
6. Antara Mali and Nisha Kothari : These two "women" share the same spot .I donno why but logically they seem to be connected to something , I just cant f
igure out what .Rumor is tht Antara mali was discovered while she was 
begging on the street for food .Well it could be a true story ! she did some 10 super hit films to realise the ultimate truth ! One also needs other kind of talent to survive in this industry (I was talking about acting!) .Her classics include "Mein madhuri dixit banna chahati hun" which she knew was quite impossible. Her inner anexieties were reveled in her box office hit "Mr Ya Miss".Since 2005 shez dormant
Nisha URF priyanka is just a gem in skimpy cloths !
7. Fardeen Khan : Well he had his father who hired him .Launched him with a bomb shell
due to which his first film bombed! later on the bombs kept falling. His dialogue delivery is impeccable! only thing that he does not lack is is height...he is estimated to be around 7-8 feet tall !! He keeps on giving guest appearances in the films he STARS !!! he wont run much and might turn to directing/producing soon !
8. Himmesh : Apna himmesssh bahi is an actor of calibre ! he has never given hope of being at the top .Well it is very much possible .I am just waiting for Radio to come out! It was again romoured that none of the actresses were willing to work with him ! not even celina ! finally
some two gals agreed ! he was so grateful that he hired them both .This was the first time the son of gujrathi soil removed his cap to reveal his toupe or hair whatever...there is a famous dialogue in radio.."What is your relationship status?" he says .."Its complicated!" well we all know that.
Then there is the song...mann ka radio that has already hit the airways! His first movie was "aap ka saroor - a true luv story" .All the truck and rickshaw drivers went crazy over this movie! they used to wait outside the theaters to take ppl home for free!!! such is the following . He surely has a long way to go to realise the TRUTH .I wish him best of luck right from depths of my nose.
9. Bobby and Sunny Deol : cousins of famous Abhay deols,are famous for delivering heavy
dialogues, making their own scripts , directing their own movies ,acting in their own movies and watching them them selves! They along with Dharmendra paaaji are industry in themselves ! Bobbys acting in Bichhu was nominated for golden globe and academy awards. He played a role of freelance assisn with morals .He along with then heavy weight rani mukherjee delivered a super duper hit.He will go a long way unfortunately! Sunny has degraded in a slow manner with punching a man and truck at same time,Catching bullets and pulling handpumps.He dosent give up his dhai kilo hand .
10. Salmaan Khan : Well if you dont know him you are a nut! It is very easy to spot him, it would be some one who speaks english in american accent and even hindi in american accent !!
He along with his two talented brothers have a production house to keep them all employed. At one time salmaan was really talanted but has been going downhill since long.Actors improve with age but salmaaan is non-conformist. He has choosen to degrade him self. Now he is jumping up and down on your TV set. He has more than 2 decades of experience .He was launched with "maine pyar kiya" he just climbed the hill then it was time to come back down with "maine pyar kyun kiya" to cult classic "Hello brother" .It is said that even the director and cameraman did not see the movie! Amazing!
Other than the controversies and girlfriends he is clean as awhiteboard! He will be a 40yr old rock star along with ajay in his next film 'LONDON DREAMS' ! just waiting for it !
1. Sohail Khan : An actor of immense talent.He is a self made man.He is not only an actor but he is a producer of class ( might b this explains why he is hired).He has produced films :
- Main Aur Mrs Khanna (2009)
- Partner (2007)
- Fight Club - Members Only (2006)
- Lucky: No Time for Love (2005)
- Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya? (2007)
- I..Proud to be Indian(2004)
- Kissan(2009)
films broke all the distributors instead of box office. Few committed suicide alongside the audience.Now coming to his acting.It is simply par excellence.He is able to convey all the emotions ranging from extreme sadness to maniac depression and channel these emotions to the audience in the form of pure rage.It is normal to see people bursting out of the cinema in anger!
I was fortunate enough to see few of his films in intercity bus where one has no option but to see the film. Due to heavy demand for his fotos I could grab just half :( . I can very well say he is the best amongst the 3 brothers which are a part of this coveted list. This multifaceted actor also writes!! FYI he was the writer of the cult classic "Hello Brother" Must watch for everyone with good taste.I would say keep up the good work!
2. Ishrat Ali :You would say WTF ? Who the hell is Ishrat Ali? He has a stronger screen presence than you thin
k. I became a fan of him after I saw his film "GUNDA" one of the real classics. His dialogues really touched my heart. His tagline was "Mera naam hai LAMBU ATTA ! deunga tuze maut ka chata ". He is simply huge in the film and after mithun , all the film revolves around him.In Gunda, he is the gangster who by mistake rapes Bulla's sister. Then Bulla alsong with his other mates corners him in a Chawl .Lambu tries to reason a lot with bulla "Roti hoti hai khane ke liye....boti hoti hai chabane ke liye...ladki hoti hai......******" .Still bulla wants to kill him!! WTF..now lambu tries more than this he says "Mai tere liye ladkiyan laaunnga...tu muze chil chal ke hijda bana deena" And does a kathak ( some dancing talent here ) but suddenly and oddly bulla stabs a knife in his KIDNEYS!
Besides Gunda he has also worked in 71 different films!!!!! Ranging from greats like "Bic
hhu" to "Krantiveer" !3. Celina Jaitley : Well she was given a break by the legendry Feroz khan the "desi cowboy". Unfortunately she needs a break every now and then.She is not very rich and therefore has not much to wear. She also has an affinity for short-shorts ;) . Well there is not much to write about her talent. she does best what she is best at...standing besides fardeen! Ya some people suspect she the actve member of LGBT community .Dont be amused to see her in parliment within few years. Trust me she even has a fan site...
4. Shakti Kapoor : AaaaOUUU Shaktiii! needs no introduction. Wat an actor ,what an actor! In raja babu as the Nandu with a "Nada" to "Chutiya" in Gunda . He is sort of urban legen
d and had one hit film which I dont remember. He is a legend because he has survived more than 500 flops but not as a hero. Recently he was caught on a casting couch scandle ! poor shakti was made a target of the media ! well which man would not like to "take advantage" of "helpless" "girls" ( except for the one above) ( Mind the quotes! ).In gunda he plays a role of eunuch with a pony tail .Thats why he is chutiya ( not what you think! ). He becomes a "man" with "the pill" n does what a normal man in gunda does ! His different facet emerged in film Raja babu as a side kick of another legend in the business Mr Govinda .All he does is wears a bermuda with suggestively hanging Nada.Though he did play a good role in Andaz apna pana as Mr Gogo but it does not help much..lets hope he rambles on...
5. Govinda : How could we forget govinda aka Chi Chi.He was the hero of the masses. He is the living great! He started very early as a stick and now he is BOX and tending very much to a CUBE. He is the hero of the great "No 1" series : coolie No 1,Hero No 1 ,Biwi no 1 .He has a style statement rather a style paragraph of his own .He invented the Red suits and yellow ties and blue shirts . he is a sort of vince Van Gough in colours.He is known for his dancing. He ll suit any acting role given to him.I am sure he can very well play Forrest in forrest gump or Oskar von Schindler in Schindlers List ( where david dhawan would be directing ). He has not changed his acting since 70's and still dances with actresses 10% his age ! Few years back he contested for elections and won and worked so hard that.....he again became an actor! but this time he was much cooler ( not that he was not cool before ) with two earrings in both the ears! I am sure he ll act or next 100 years
6. Antara Mali and Nisha Kothari : These two "women" share the same spot .I donno why but logically they seem to be connected to something , I just cant f
igure out what .Rumor is tht Antara mali was discovered while she was 
begging on the street for food .Well it could be a true story ! she did some 10 super hit films to realise the ultimate truth ! One also needs other kind of talent to survive in this industry (I was talking about acting!) .Her classics include "Mein madhuri dixit banna chahati hun" which she knew was quite impossible. Her inner anexieties were reveled in her box office hit "Mr Ya Miss".Since 2005 shez dormantNisha URF priyanka is just a gem in skimpy cloths !
7. Fardeen Khan : Well he had his father who hired him .Launched him with a bomb shell
due to which his first film bombed! later on the bombs kept falling. His dialogue delivery is impeccable! only thing that he does not lack is is height...he is estimated to be around 7-8 feet tall !! He keeps on giving guest appearances in the films he STARS !!! he wont run much and might turn to directing/producing soon !8. Himmesh : Apna himmesssh bahi is an actor of calibre ! he has never given hope of being at the top .Well it is very much possible .I am just waiting for Radio to come out! It was again romoured that none of the actresses were willing to work with him ! not even celina ! finally
some two gals agreed ! he was so grateful that he hired them both .This was the first time the son of gujrathi soil removed his cap to reveal his toupe or hair whatever...there is a famous dialogue in radio.."What is your relationship status?" he says .."Its complicated!" well we all know that.Then there is the song...mann ka radio that has already hit the airways! His first movie was "aap ka saroor - a true luv story" .All the truck and rickshaw drivers went crazy over this movie! they used to wait outside the theaters to take ppl home for free!!! such is the following . He surely has a long way to go to realise the TRUTH .I wish him best of luck right from depths of my nose.
9. Bobby and Sunny Deol : cousins of famous Abhay deols,are famous for delivering heavy
dialogues, making their own scripts , directing their own movies ,acting in their own movies and watching them them selves! They along with Dharmendra paaaji are industry in themselves ! Bobbys acting in Bichhu was nominated for golden globe and academy awards. He played a role of freelance assisn with morals .He along with then heavy weight rani mukherjee delivered a super duper hit.He will go a long way unfortunately! Sunny has degraded in a slow manner with punching a man and truck at same time,Catching bullets and pulling handpumps.He dosent give up his dhai kilo hand .10. Salmaan Khan : Well if you dont know him you are a nut! It is very easy to spot him, it would be some one who speaks english in american accent and even hindi in american accent !!
He along with his two talented brothers have a production house to keep them all employed. At one time salmaan was really talanted but has been going downhill since long.Actors improve with age but salmaaan is non-conformist. He has choosen to degrade him self. Now he is jumping up and down on your TV set. He has more than 2 decades of experience .He was launched with "maine pyar kiya" he just climbed the hill then it was time to come back down with "maine pyar kyun kiya" to cult classic "Hello brother" .It is said that even the director and cameraman did not see the movie! Amazing!Other than the controversies and girlfriends he is clean as awhiteboard! He will be a 40yr old rock star along with ajay in his next film 'LONDON DREAMS' ! just waiting for it !
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Mann ka radio
Today full day this song stuck in my head..giving me a weird feeling..nauseating to be precise..
Mann ka radio . Is a pure crime against humanity....I tried to search for full lyrics but would always end-up getting the crappy old video..
It starts with a busty black lady walking with a chikna tel (oil) slapped almost gujrati guy.
The guy starts singing from everywhere except his mouth ...mann ka radio ...bajne dee jaraaa...
Then few skimply dressed "gals" start dancing.I bet these gals were high on something not to realize what to dance on. When I heard this song for first time I really got hooked to its meaningful lyrics.
"Mann Ka radio bajne de jaraaa"
"station koi naya tune karrlee tu jaraaa"
Then one of the best lines of all time
"Fulltooo ( I donno how to spell fultoo )attitude dede tu jaraa"
I wonder whom should we give this fulltooo attitude...
then skipping all the other meaningful lines we jump to the last line
"Band jo baaji teri, milke tu bhi saath gaaa"
WoW this really shook me to the core.Must admit the earthly touch.
The end streach really brought tears in my left eye.
"MaaaanKaaaa Radiooo...." with the famous nasal twang.This takes your breath away.
Now coming to the video. Himmessss bhai looksss pakkaa roooook ishstarrr...thats what people commented. This redifines the rock genre. Savage Garden made a similair video few years back but I am sure its a pure co-incidence.Why would such an immense talent get inspired in such a way.
Enjoy this song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yls-B0ax6EU
Mann ka radio . Is a pure crime against humanity....I tried to search for full lyrics but would always end-up getting the crappy old video..
It starts with a busty black lady walking with a chikna tel (oil) slapped almost gujrati guy.
The guy starts singing from everywhere except his mouth ...mann ka radio ...bajne dee jaraaa...
Then few skimply dressed "gals" start dancing.I bet these gals were high on something not to realize what to dance on. When I heard this song for first time I really got hooked to its meaningful lyrics.
"Mann Ka radio bajne de jaraaa"
"station koi naya tune karrlee tu jaraaa"
Then one of the best lines of all time
"Fulltooo ( I donno how to spell fultoo )attitude dede tu jaraa"
I wonder whom should we give this fulltooo attitude...
then skipping all the other meaningful lines we jump to the last line
"Band jo baaji teri, milke tu bhi saath gaaa"
WoW this really shook me to the core.Must admit the earthly touch.
The end streach really brought tears in my left eye.
"MaaaanKaaaa Radiooo...." with the famous nasal twang.This takes your breath away.
Now coming to the video. Himmessss bhai looksss pakkaa roooook ishstarrr...thats what people commented. This redifines the rock genre. Savage Garden made a similair video few years back but I am sure its a pure co-incidence.Why would such an immense talent get inspired in such a way.
Enjoy this song : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yls-B0ax6EU
Sunday, August 30, 2009
100 songs that must hit ur ear drum b4 u start loosing ur senses
Voila! ere it goes....wat i do most of the day is b at office...it really suks n kills me...the catcher in the rye line...but therez always a turn arnd. In this world of K.A.O.S. u really find sanity in something you like...something u desire..its not the animal/human instincts like food ,sex or materialism but something that comes within u! Its mostly company of u r friends or music...I do that all day...just listen to music...new n old all...classsic rock, punk, electronic, heavy metal, alternative, hip-hop every crap thrown at you....Like all the pieces of art only few of them are good ...i.e. really good....rest of them are like ppl you want to 4get. Bad music is just a pain in ur A** rather than ears.. herez a list of first 10 of the 10 instalments
1. Stairway to Heven - Led Zeppelin:
I really cannot classify this song as being of any genre...first time I heard it...was like its kinda ok song .but it really catches hold of you once u start listening to it...This song is considered the best song rock n roll can offer! coincidentally it never even reached top 40 in US billboard, it is an indicator of what tastes ppl have developed .Led Zeppelin is the greatest band till date .There are enough reasons for this statement. 4 of the worlds most talented people. The music they created was something only an artist can understand all they have shown is pure creativity that no other band can match..what will really strike you abt led zeppelin is the number of interviews they have given.They were/are extremely media shy.Also the number of music videos you have seen.
The greatest part of Stairway to Hevean is its guitar solo by jimmy Paige in the end...have to listen to IT.One of the most complex songs lyrics wise.
2. Free bird-Lynyard Skynyard (ske-ee-ne-rd)
The southern band, do i need to say more.Lyrics are one of the best I have heard..."If i leave you tommorrow would you still remember me...".The LIVE version is the best version .Its famous for its 13 Minutes with 7-8 mnutes of guitar solo.The best guitar solo ever.As an amateur i really can admire that. MUST listen.FACT: 3 of the members died in a plane crash :(
3. Cortez the Killer - Neil Young
One of the greatest song writers till date.Neil is of canadian origin.This song is about spanish explorer Cortez who was famous for butchering native south americans.He tries to put another perspective with his lines "...hate was just a legend ...war was never won...people lived together and lifted many stones..." He was largly criticized for his views.The song has amazing calmness and a great guitar solo .Not worth missing.Many other bands have also covered this song Joe satrini ,Dave Matthews Band.
4.Hey Jude - The Beatles
This is one of the best songs by the 4 some.The band is the best selling band till date.Even individually n still are selling.Though i m not a big fan but this song really rocks..with Na...Na Na....NA Na NA Na...hey Jude
5.Bohemian Rhapsody -Queen
I used to hate this song but some how it really caught on in my head because of its wierd lyrics.
Queen is kinda Gay band :D...thats why ppl generally avoid it! its a song to go for..."sometimes I feel I ve never been born at all....."
6.The End - The Doors
This song you will like only if you like alternative or psychedelic numbers.This song really puts you in a different world all together.The band was thrown out of Whisky Ago go for controversial lyrics "..father..yes son..i wanna kill you..".The song was used in "Apocalypse now" making a big impact.
7.Another Brick in the Wall - Pink floyd
I still am a big fan of this psychedelic soft rock band.This was probably the most known western song in india.It talks about the rigours of the british school life...great guitar solo..
8.The WonderWall - Oasis
This song is one of the modern time classics.Every amtuers dream song
9. Fade to Black - Metallica
The american Metal band really rocks with this one...ahhh..simply no words to describe this songs.
10.Iris -Goo Goo dolls
This song is from OST - city of angels.The moive was crap but the only thing that held it was this song.This was the only song worth mentioning for this band.
1. Stairway to Heven - Led Zeppelin:
I really cannot classify this song as being of any genre...first time I heard it...was like its kinda ok song .but it really catches hold of you once u start listening to it...This song is considered the best song rock n roll can offer! coincidentally it never even reached top 40 in US billboard, it is an indicator of what tastes ppl have developed .Led Zeppelin is the greatest band till date .There are enough reasons for this statement. 4 of the worlds most talented people. The music they created was something only an artist can understand all they have shown is pure creativity that no other band can match..what will really strike you abt led zeppelin is the number of interviews they have given.They were/are extremely media shy.Also the number of music videos you have seen.
The greatest part of Stairway to Hevean is its guitar solo by jimmy Paige in the end...have to listen to IT.One of the most complex songs lyrics wise.
2. Free bird-Lynyard Skynyard (ske-ee-ne-rd)
The southern band, do i need to say more.Lyrics are one of the best I have heard..."If i leave you tommorrow would you still remember me...".The LIVE version is the best version .Its famous for its 13 Minutes with 7-8 mnutes of guitar solo.The best guitar solo ever.As an amateur i really can admire that. MUST listen.FACT: 3 of the members died in a plane crash :(
3. Cortez the Killer - Neil Young
One of the greatest song writers till date.Neil is of canadian origin.This song is about spanish explorer Cortez who was famous for butchering native south americans.He tries to put another perspective with his lines "...hate was just a legend ...war was never won...people lived together and lifted many stones..." He was largly criticized for his views.The song has amazing calmness and a great guitar solo .Not worth missing.Many other bands have also covered this song Joe satrini ,Dave Matthews Band.
4.Hey Jude - The Beatles
This is one of the best songs by the 4 some.The band is the best selling band till date.Even individually n still are selling.Though i m not a big fan but this song really rocks..with Na...Na Na....NA Na NA Na...hey Jude
5.Bohemian Rhapsody -Queen
I used to hate this song but some how it really caught on in my head because of its wierd lyrics.
Queen is kinda Gay band :D...thats why ppl generally avoid it! its a song to go for..."sometimes I feel I ve never been born at all....."
6.The End - The Doors
This song you will like only if you like alternative or psychedelic numbers.This song really puts you in a different world all together.The band was thrown out of Whisky Ago go for controversial lyrics "..father..yes son..i wanna kill you..".The song was used in "Apocalypse now" making a big impact.
7.Another Brick in the Wall - Pink floyd
I still am a big fan of this psychedelic soft rock band.This was probably the most known western song in india.It talks about the rigours of the british school life...great guitar solo..
8.The WonderWall - Oasis
This song is one of the modern time classics.Every amtuers dream song
9. Fade to Black - Metallica
The american Metal band really rocks with this one...ahhh..simply no words to describe this songs.
10.Iris -Goo Goo dolls
This song is from OST - city of angels.The moive was crap but the only thing that held it was this song.This was the only song worth mentioning for this band.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
really famous Quotes II
1. D'oh!
2. Excellent!
3.I ll be in my room!
4.okley dokley
5.Suite up!
6. how ya dooin
2. Excellent!
3.I ll be in my room!
4.okley dokley
5.Suite up!
6. how ya dooin
Friday, August 14, 2009
Famous Quotes!!
Well there r many ppl quoting the unquotable...quoting there unrelenting talent to the already miserable population . herez few of them:
1. Arrey car ekdum sahi hai...koi bhi scratch nahi hai...sirf 3 dents hai...
.."Hey the car is amazing no scratches at all , only 3 dents "
-Manish Nachnani
This was in refrence when he was buying a second hand car.which he later on got.
2. "This perticular..Machak machak" -
-man with many names
This was used to point out to things on mainframes even if it is just one thing.The frequency of usage made it famous...
3. "you dont seem to be intrested in this appraisal"
- My appraiser
The only sensible true quote...when he saw i was wearing floaters plus many other things
4. "kya reee...bahut hui kya tere kooo"
No translation possible
- Raju Munta
This was specally directed towards me when i used to mock him.
5. "aisa lagta hai ki kuch pehni hi nahi hai usne"
- Raju Munta
Pearls of wisdom thrown at us while growling at a busty "babe"
6. "kya reee...tere ko samazta nahi kyaaa"
-Veerappan
Towards me wen i used to act dumb...
7. "Yaar ek hi fries lete hai...i m not hungry"
-Atul Zade
Will power to save money
8." He Hee Heee ..."
Noise from nose.... -Skeletor
9. "Mad**&^ ,Bhen%$%$ "
- My roomie
will add few more
1. Arrey car ekdum sahi hai...koi bhi scratch nahi hai...sirf 3 dents hai...
.."Hey the car is amazing no scratches at all , only 3 dents "
-Manish Nachnani
This was in refrence when he was buying a second hand car.which he later on got.
2. "This perticular..Machak machak" -
-man with many names
This was used to point out to things on mainframes even if it is just one thing.The frequency of usage made it famous...
3. "you dont seem to be intrested in this appraisal"
- My appraiser
The only sensible true quote...when he saw i was wearing floaters plus many other things
4. "kya reee...bahut hui kya tere kooo"
No translation possible
- Raju Munta
This was specally directed towards me when i used to mock him.
5. "aisa lagta hai ki kuch pehni hi nahi hai usne"
- Raju Munta
Pearls of wisdom thrown at us while growling at a busty "babe"
6. "kya reee...tere ko samazta nahi kyaaa"
-Veerappan
Towards me wen i used to act dumb...
7. "Yaar ek hi fries lete hai...i m not hungry"
-Atul Zade
Will power to save money
8." He Hee Heee ..."
Noise from nose.... -Skeletor
9. "Mad**&^ ,Bhen%$%$ "
- My roomie
will add few more
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