Freedom to Defame? - Rok Sako toh Rok Lo!

(This article is not meant to be read by anybody and is private!)
In 2005, when I was a naiive kid, I dreamt big. I wanted to be a management guru, have a pony tail of my own. I wanted to get admitted to IIPM for its world class MBA, but all my dreams came crashing down when I was rejected from IIPM, the best B-grade school on earth. I went into depression. Maybe , I was the only candidate in the world to be rejected by IIPM. I would not be able to learn from my guru Mr. Prof. Arindhim Chaudhari.
But my thirst for knowledge did not reduce here. Like Eklavya, I continued to follow my guru whatever he did , right from directing "movies" to running "institutes".

IIPM Ad - Since when did India start having springs?

Recently I saw the NEWS that DOT had blocked 73 links critical of my guru. I feel its totally justified!

What is our country up-to? Can't a "honest-modern day-rich Robinhood"  make his living by fooling rich? There are loopholes in the law which rich and famous take advantage of. Why do you want to be unfair to only him?

What enraged me even more was the way CNN-IBN conducted interview of  my guru.They grilled my guru back and forth! I curse the host of the show!#$%@&!

What right they have to grill the guy black and blue...? Who cares about UGC recognition? Who cares about the jobs? NOT ME!

Sunny paaji pleej,  stop mee!!

Leaving everything aside, I was just going through one of the movie reviews to see what people say about "Rok Sako to Rok Lo", a movie which he directed and claimed that it can never be a flop.
It was his baby - his first movie as a director! And it is one of the greatest movies ever made! (tears rolling down my cheeks)

He even  rightly cursed "Bollywood" for lack of creativity. What has Bollywood produced till now?
 
The advertisements for the movie in the news papers would be large full page. They looked cheap even by 90's standards. The graphics were poor like most of his websites even today (2013). I realized why my guru would make his websites look cheap.Because his target audience is cheap! Great marketing philosophy! He might not have "world class professors" or even qualified professors for that matter but he surely has a team of talented web scouts to search articles about him and IIPM

Lovely nooo.....

I remember having seen this movie in 2004 without much expectations. It shook me mentally. I could not distinguish between effeminate Hero "Yash" and masculine heroine "Manjari" and the dancing dude "phantom" aka Sunny Deol. All the three looked same to me! what a melange! Critics said it was a copy of Amir Khan Movie 'Jo Jita Wohi Sikandar'! What bull crap conspirators!

Imdb in 2011 Snapshot -thanks to waybackmachine!

 I think few months ago (2012) my guru came to know of a website called IMDB, a place where movies are reviewed. His heart broke when he saw people rated his movies 2.7/10! How can a classic movie like Rok sako.... be rated 2.7?  The lowest amongst any movie. This was surely a conspiracy of other directors threatened by my Guru's Genius!

 I would have never in my life thought of it, my guru is so intelligent! He employed the cheapest labor you can get, after family, to take care of this skewed rating, his Students. To pass any exam in IIPM  you need to write a review of this movie in IMDB and give it 10 Stars, it rightfully deserves! 

Here is the link to the reviews: Rok Sako toh Rok Lo Reviews Imdb

I am happy to see that it has reached a rating of 5.7! Way to Go sir! If you do some detective work you can find that any reviewer who have given 10 stars to the move has reviewed only his movies! and there are atleast 100 of them! wow!

Imdb in 2013 Snapshot

If you follow the link you will realize his genius. 
 Imdb Reviewer profile

I am wondering, why all of a sudden my guru woke up after 8 years to do these tricks on imdb?

And where did these students find the copies of the movie - even pirates have not copied it!?
I am sick of searching copies on the internet, even the torrent of the movie is not available. I am sure it will be a cult classic on the lines of Gunda.Mark my words!


My advice to Mr Chaudhari:

1. Continue fooling people because rich people with dumb kids deserve to be fooled.
    If our politicians are doing it , why not you? In fact you should run for elections like your dad!

2. You need more colorful dresses...3-4 colors are just not enough for a "professor".
    Also let me know where you buy your spectacles from?

 Please don't call me ugly.... you Mo#$%r!

3. You need to make taller claims - start a parallel government - Think beyond just thinking!

4. You should starr in "Fair and lovely" commercials - along with SRK.

5. Write more "self-help" books , think beyond "chickens", think bigger , Count your "ostriches" before they hatch.

6. "9 P's" are not enough in this modern world we need more Pees. I think "24 P's" would suffice till  2014.

7 .Register as many domain names as you can. Right form fakeiipm.com, fraudiipm.com to  iipmyousuck.com so that those stupid bloggers cant take advantage of you.

8. Love you voice modulation! I know girly voice is not commanding during speeches !

9. When is 'Rok sako toh rok lo' part deux coming? - Eagerly waiting!