Saturday, December 26, 2009

3 Idiots


Cast : Amir khan, Amir Khan, Amir Khan, Boman Irani
Rating : 3/5
Genre: Comedy
Verdict: Above average film, one time watch, Good but by no means a masterpiece

With 1000's of films based on doctor's lives and medical studies, here is a change with setting in an Engineering College. At-last vastly out numbered engineers found some thing, at least something to relate to! It starts with a highlight of the film, i.e. "Toiletesque Humor". Freshers getting ragged by the seniors in the ECI engineering college. They are stripped to their under garments and paraded! There comes our main character i.e. Rancchoddas Shyamaldas Chanchad A.K.A Rancho.( Amir ) who is a son of a millionaire.  He refuses to bow before the ragging seniors and electrocutes a senior in a fast ingenious way while the senior starts peeing on his door! Peeing is a favorite pastime here and Not in a subtle way!

Can you guess who is the principal of the college? Well, its is Boman Irani , the Virus. He has acted, very well! One can take a man out of theater but not the theater out of man! He is strict, as usual. and hard to bend. Rancho irritates him to the core with his wild but meaningful  theories on teaching and learning.



Rancho befriends two sidekicks...literally sidekicks, Farhan Qurashi( Madhavan) a wannabe Photographer and Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi ). Both of them have a limited role of a being Rancho's sidekicks. Farhan's Family is a middle class family which supports him in his study by doing lot of sacrifice. Same is with Raju's family only thing is that he is poor. His father is comically paralyzed and his mom is a typical B&W mom, reminding Raju the current price of okra (Rs.12 / Kg) each time.
Rancho is an intelligent guy (kinda like Goodwill in Goodwill Hunting). He has a motto that "YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO WHAT EVER YOU LIKE". He helps people out of their mess!

 There is also a Murthy look alike nerd who has a screwed up Hindi. He is a guy who is typical Mugup! He learns everything without understanding. He hates Rancho! Rancho screws him up by replacing chamatkaar (Magic) with Balatkaar (Rape..in subtitles given as screwed!). ..and imagine the rest

There is a very good scene when their 1st Yr results come out. Raju and Farhan come last...they do not find Rancho's name and assume that he has flunked! The become sad for him. But soon they come to know that he has topped the results!!! They become SADDER!!



There is a wedding going on and the three decide to feast free in the wedding.

They go out in a marriage as gatecrashers to find the "lovely" Pia ( Kareena Kapoor). She has a fiance who is just a rich jerk! Rancho just makes her realize that HE not the one. It turns out that this wedding was Pia's sister's Wedding (Mona Singh) and Pia is Virus' daughter!!! Shocking !!! Is it? Wait till you hear this.  Pia is a DOCTOR!!!! Aaaahhhhh! Kareena is the last person on earth who can even be passed off as a doctor! Kambakth IshQ! Pia drives a cute little scooty with a cute little helmet and cute little spects! How cute!!! All three of the gatecrashers get discovered and thrown out! Meanwhile Raju's father gets a stroke of somekind and with no ambulance services ,Rancho gets hold of Pia and her scooty and saves Raju's Father. Pia becomes his friend.

Rancho makes Raju, Farhan and US realise why we fail in some thing. We fail because we dont like what we are doing...So TRUE! Rancho helps Mona singh deliver her baby using his own invented inverter and vacuum pump (DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME)...and becomes virus' friend

At the end of Engineering Rancho dissappears! Raju , Farhan and the Murthy look-alike go on a mission to search and discover his real name WANGDU..and he lives in Ladkh and is inventer of more than 400 patented items! They pull Pia out of her wedding and bring her to ladakh...thats it!

Positives:
1. Humor is good. Students are able to relate themselves to the movie. Each class has a bunch of nerds, back benchers,flunkers...
2. Amir Khan is the centerfold. He is the movie. He, even though above 40, can be passed-off ( though not easily) as a 20 yr student!
3. First of its kind mainstream movie in which the forbidden humor is used. Kinda like American Teen movies. At last Indian teens will know where a baby comes from :)
Negatives:
1. All the movie revolves around him. Others have acted well but its pure one man show!
2. The humor is over cliched and is used from some joke books and forward emails! E.g. Starting of induction motor, American astronauts using hi-tech pens....
3. Its too long...it should have been 15-20 mins shorter.
4. Bowman Irani's character seems to be unpalatable!

Over all a good movie...one time watch...better than many other films. I am now waiting for Salman Khans Veer to come out!



Thursday, December 24, 2009

Stairway to heaven- Part I


This is early 2000's.You think you know too much about Music.Nick Lachy Rocks ...what a hair style ...whenever you hear this word 'Stairway to heaven'  all that comes to your mind is that band which has sung it. This song somehow got to your folder in PC named "ENGLISH SONGS" along with more popular "singers" like Justin Timberlake , Backstreet Boys, Peter Andre (Ohhh God!). You listened to 'Stairway to Heaven' many times..I did not like it the first time or for that matter even second time ! how could you compare such a silent-and-noisy-song-at-the-same-time to 'As long as you love me'  and there ends your romance with LED ZEPPELIN the greatest band on earth..till date ...LITERALLY! For many years Led Zeppelin meant to me just an ordinary song 'Stairway to Heaven' which was also supposed to the greatest rock song of all time!
This is the case with most of us..with some going at the most to 'Kashmir'. But if you persist they hit you...HIT U LIKE HELLL...this is Zeppelin for you! You will never like a zeppelin song in its first wave! Perhaps this makes this band the greatest of all!

Zeppelin consisted of 4 Masters with extremely British sounding names John, Robert, Jimmy and John, not one lesser than other..now only 3 exist.
John Paul Jones is an in instrumentalist. He is a master of all and jack of all...God on Keyboards, Hammonds organ, Bass Guitar and what not! Robert Plant I doubt if there is a better vocalist than him...he literally screams! You should listen to 'Since Ive been loving you' to gauge his prowess! He was rated one of the best rock vocals of all time. He also plays Harmonica. Jimmy Page ( for some also Paige) is the lead guitarist! Rated the fifth greatest guitarist of all time..He ruled the 'Stairway to Heaven'. John Bonham the drummer rather the greatest drummer! Herez a sample of Moby Dick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuTcnd8YLU .Alas he died after he took more than 24 shots of Vodka! His death spelled the death of Led Zeppelin. This is a 1979 picture in same order (L to R). They were active from 68 to 80 and they ruled as the rule now! Genre...Hard to say they are a genre in themselves..but if we do need to classify it would be Blues Rock.

Here is the list of songs you must not miss


Ramble On: Ahh! Why do good things always stick around? This song is my all time favorite. The song introduced in Led Zeppelin II in 1969 is Silent but powerful . I'll call it a Page song, what a master strummer. He got inspired from his favorite story The Lord of the Rings.which is mine too He clearly mentions  "...Gollum the evil one...crept up and slipped with her..."


Whole Lotta Love: I was watching American Idol recently. It was the final round. Some guy dared to sing this song! He killed the song, and in-part, me too! This song is all Plant and Page.. The Jimmy's solo in the middle is the heart of this song.This guy is pretty close to it!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8G5A15CaW8. In one of his LIVE sessions jimmy used a Violin Bow! They were very experimenting!

 Dazed and Confused : "...been dazed and confused for so long its not true.....wanted a women never bargained for u...." The producers of the movie Dazed and confused tried a lot to get this on their OST but were unsuccessful! Their angst against the women is out here like many of their songs! '...Soul of a woman is created below..". This song is a JPJ song...amazing Bass..and also Plant. I feel this is the most Chic song from them.

Since I've Been Loving you: Well what do I say about this song! True Masterpeice ! It starts with a verry blue scale much like B.B.King.. "...Working from 7..." This song is a pure LZ song and all 4 have it! Its one of the most heavy and powerful non-death metal song! Its the same angst against the women. JPJ on Hammond 's organ. Bonham on drums...simply awesome. The guitar solo in between is beyond this world. Plant is well plant...you cant match his pitch! A live version is also great!

 

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Enough of "Mann Ka Radio".....

...Now I want "Tann Ka Radio"...dont take me badly I meant the full Film.. A short review from my end.



Radio: Love in the airwaves.
Genre : Comedy, Angst, Apathy, Garibi
Cast : Himess, Himessss, Himessssssss  (apparently this was the only film made without casting couch)

Contributors : Darren Hayes ( from the Savage Garden), Quintin Tarintino, Ronnan Keating
Direction: Directors were on strike during the film making

Song Recording: Gulshan Kumar ( still going strong)
Rating: 13/5 ( way off the charts)

**** NO SPOILER ALERT! **************
The story is well told. since it is complicated they have divided it into chapter's. They give you a feeling of infinity...from chapter 1 to chapter infinity. Kill Bill had got inspired from this...these bloody Hollywood directors!  All the chapters have unique names with a rubberstamp of "ITS COMPLICATED". Really innovative names like Encounter and Kadhi, Mera Denial Mode, Karwachauth Ke Light aur Kurma. Well, I was impressed! Bollywood ( I hate to call it this! ) has come a long way...

The Story starts with Himess the world famous in Borivali RJ getting a divorce with Pooja. Himesh is kind of LOVE GURU advising people about their love life. One thing about the movie is that it is too emotional. I cried right in the first scene! What an acting! Himess aka
Diwan shah fits the role perfectly .Young, Famous and Restless. He separates with Pooja and a new girl comes in his empty RJ life. The new girl is Shanaya ( If u remember MTV select ! ) She hates him at first....well, who wouldn't....and then falls in love with him....well, who wouldn't..I HAVE !
Even her sister asks her.."TUMNE USMEIN KYA DEKHA?"
She introduces him to FACEBOOK, LAPTOP, APPLE, iPhone and what not. ( This movie is for hip youngsters ONLY!) She spends most of her time in CCD ( Infy guys dont mix it with our CCD!). Ultimately she becomes the "Mystery girl" who is a part of Himesses show. The show becomes a HIT with revenues more than the budget of this film (abt 10 Crs...i would have made this film in Rs 10) 
Himess becomes more popular than ever. People flock him to get his autographs.

But himess has bigger dreams! to be a singer...apparently shanaya is also a part time singer...ahh great naaa. She sings with him. She also takes him to her house n introduces him to her Punjabi Father and Parsi mother and skimpily dressed to-be Saali. Himesh shows his softer side by accepting them and repairing their DISH ANTENNA atleast 21 times. Her family wants himess as their DAMAD...whenever he gets into Shanaya's house a song DAMADJI starts playing.If i ever get married...if i ever have a child if i ever have a second child if she/he ever grows...i would like to have Himessss as my "Damad" i.e. Son-in-laaa

Now here is the TWIST. Pooja is a choreographer and is as usual in trouble. Himess again falls for her...Such a lovely lady. I always wondered why did these two girls act in this movie! Could it be
as the saying goes in Colorado "washing your ass off in holy colorado river" equivalent to "behti Ganga mein haath dhona"? Could be! He tries to help Pooja.

While helping Pooja he gets streched between these two dames! Some luck here ! Now the radio station decides to reveal this "MYSTERY girl" and induct Shanaya as a full time RJ. Here comes the famous dialogue "What is your relationship status?" Himess replies "ITS COMPLICATED!". This scene goes down in time of Indian cinema. They reveal Shanaya and the story turns.She refuses to do another show in turn pissing off the producers. They call Shanaya a selfish *itch (where * stands for B or W).Himess becomes emotional and hits the producer. I would have done the same thing. i.e. Hit himess.

The story ends with Himess becoming the damad! and the live happily ever after!
I missed the most important part. The funniest part JLT i.e. Jandu Lal Tyagi. He too is an RJ ...he calls people and asks them stupid meaningless questions! I was just holding my bowels, it was that funny!




PRELUDE: The highlight of the film was of course Himess. Weirdly he was looking like a camel..like a camel with a HUMP but there is some difference in camels and Himess. Camels are expressive.They can show range of emotions.  Himess is like a Roman gods statue with emotions so deep they are not visible on his face. In the sense If you replace his own ASS with his face you wont notice a difference!
Songs are another highlight. He paid an homage to his previous film KARZ by these lines from his song MANN KA RADIO : "Kya khoya kya payaaa ispe rona tu chodd dee"! This film already ranks amongst the legends! The most good thing about this movie is it discourages piracy. I had to search for an original copy since no one was willing to waste a DVD!

Monday, December 14, 2009

A curious note...

Something really weird happened lately... I have my favorite spots to loose things and favorite things to loose. It seems complicated but it is not! I have my favorite spot i.e. a stop before the Nine mile station. I call it the magic spot. It is kinda mysterious black hole. This time I did not loose something life threatening but a simple ID card. I lost my card in the same 83L bus at the same spot where I had lost my...hmm Passport. since loosing ID is not a very big deal ( by my standards! ) I did not worry too much. I would get a new ID in just $6 ( WHOA!!! Rs 300! now that hurts :( ) which I did . ID card is mandatory to get to my working 5th floor so I had no other option.

Here comes the mysterious part. It was more than a week after this incident.I had just returned from SFO to my home to find an ID lying on the table. It was my ID that I had lost!!!! Funny ! one of my friend's  found that ID kept vertical at the bus-stop opposite to the bus-stop I had lost it! Now who would have had an idea that I would find it one day ? But I did! In a weird way! Either these people are too honest or there is some magic ( the later-er seems to be more probable.
This incident fulled fire to my so called "LUCK" here!    

Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Nine Mile incident

Well this is another weird incident that happened to me. I again did a thorough analysis of the matter and found out I was the "ONE" ....really I give my self the "ONE" for this :D. It was a sunday winter morning 11am .It was predicted that it would snow today. Me being the hero of the heard had to go out and venture in the cold with minimum possible clothing. My other roomie lets call him Mr A accompanied me as we had to take a house on lease. I carried all my documents with me as a proof. We decided to go to eat first at an Indian restaurant.I took the old 83L route bus and got down at the stop just before the last stop (this is significant). As soon as I got down the bus Mr A reminded me.."You had a bag with you right?" F@!#!! And run I did...As hard as I could...to the last station...in the dead shivering winter cold..Now I am smiling...but you wouldnt have.

I reached there to find the bus still there...WHAT A RELIEF!..I ran to the bus to find my bag there..WHAT A RELIEF....few girls were giggling as I reached there gasping for breath.
My bags front pocket was OPEN!!WHAT A F*** the girls said "Somh guyy in ah whaite shirt thook u r foolde'hr" MAN I WAS SCREWED! It had my passport and I was in a foreign country.
I grabbed the girl to search for the man...But in VAIN! He was no where to be seen.I had other important docs too.SSN..CHECKS what not!

I dialled the local emergency number.The police arrived in 10 mins.A small afro american women.She assured "You aint gonna ghet ur fol'dr".I was shivering there but I had enough of experience to remain calm. Mr A did help me a lot...though after his lunch...:P. He tried to keep me calm which I doubt could have helped. We decided to go to the leasing office after-all we could not live on streets. We went to the leasing office after the "LUNCH".As we reached there the attendent asked me my name "ADINUT! I HAVE A PACKAGE 4 U" VOILA!! n there it was ...MY FOLDER! ...some man had found my folder with the leasing office visiting card and he delivered it to them.This "Angel" also left his contact number which did not work! All the things were in place! UNBELIEVABLE! I was in 7th ...whatever!

Few questions still haunt me:
Why did the thief steal only the folder...n not the bag?
Was the guy who stole and the guy who returned the things same?
How much would I have got screwed?

People think I am lucky .I get the things stolen from me back...But let me remind them..THINGS R STOLEN FRM ME...But i was really lucky...


CONCLUSION: I M A******E...awsome :D

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Loosers @ Best

They say to "forgive and forget is a good virtue"! Ya true to the fullest extent , but my case is a little different I do not forgive but I forget...A LOT...well its not kind of disease but it leads to few amazing experiences! Not good ones though! but come to think of them ,they are rather humorous..I normally dont forget things to do....but I forget things..some costly , some cheap! some important some not so important..Some with important consequences...well ! Things range from keys to cars :P....My roomie and me did a thorough analysis of this phenomenon. He too forgets things but he is luckier to find them back...soon! He is kinda world renowned for his laziness. We concluded that I genuinly forgot things while he was careless ! Well what a relief I am not careless! So I racont my experiences here

The Car Incident :
Well this is sort of legend amongst my cronies..The girls in my cube recite this incident giggling, to newcomers in a very "tasteful manner" .This happened in pune in infosys phase 2.It was summer time ,I was working late till 9pm doing some meaningless work! It was an exhausting day and time to go home! How ignorant I was that this would not be the EOD! We used to park our cars in unofficial parking outside Infosys. I just started to go home to realize that my electronic keys were not in my pocket!!!! OHH SHIT! Hell I was screwed..If some outsider might have found it he/she can easily find my car and steal it! I ran outside to check if the car was still there! Ahh LUCKILY it was stll dere! After searching whole Infosys I finally decided to get my duplicate keys..It was about 10pm and my cell phone battery was drained fully! Ohh Darn Luck! I requested an A-hole call center Cab driver to drop home 31kms.He demanded Rs300 to which I agreed. We reached home at about 11.00pm and went back aftergrabbing my mom's cell and the key.I reached Infosys at about 1am.It was totally dark aley with not a single lamppost on. I began searching for my car...AND GUESS WAT IT WAS NOT THERE!!! OHH F@#$ ! I am screwed!I lost a 4 Lac Car! The panic quickly set in..I ran like a mad man up and down the 1Km parking stretch.This was not happening to MEEEE!I checked with the security without any luck! Finally I decided to check with the police! At 1:30am I went to hinjewadi police station.All of them were fast asleep after their hard day of sleeping.One of them wokeup and wrote down my complaint n told me to go home! Well atleat he wrote down something. I took a cab home.On the way all the thoughts came to my mind right from terrorists using my car to claiming insurance. I reached home by 3am , completely torn.I just decided that it was enough for the day.Time to have a sleepless night! I just put my Cell to charge. I suddenly received 2 SMSs from my friend "Key found on your chair!" sent at 10pm
CHAIR! CHAIR! Was I that stupid? I just called my colleague to realize what had happened.The key had slipped from my pocket into the crevice in the chair!!! And a project mate who found the key took my car home! WTF who takes somebody else's car home! Was it malicious is still cannot get it!
But Alls well ends well ..Well... not exactly.I got my car the very next day from him and went back to the police station. And here began my ordeal! The main constable came after 2Hrs. Was reluctant to talk .I was a good "Bakra". He started by saying this incident was impossible.Bring your colleague who did this. Whoa! I tried hell lot , cause he was from bihar and these maharashtrian police would grill him like hell! I did not budge and said it was a mis-communication. He finally let me go after 6 hrs while I enjoyed the corrupt police and honest criminals :D

CONCLUSION: Bad luck with keys! carelessness with phone !
Ahh this was just one of the major incidents "The Butterfly effect" .Well there are more stories which will soon come....

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

10 actors designed to destroy a film

I believe all the actors of the world have equal talent.Its just that they use their talent in a different manner.Haha I was joking truth is that only 2.32% of the industry has the real talent rest of them just go along the 2.32% to pull thru the film.But few of them really cannot be pulled by these 2.32, however hard they try.These people are the real destroyers.They destroy a film even before the script is ready ( if there is one ) or they put their eyes on the camera. Its not that they lack something , they lack talent! They are the ultimate crowd repulserers.I still wonder what gets them hired? huhh...Heres a list of top 10 destroyers

1. Sohail Khan : An actor of immense talent.He is a self made man.He is not only an actor but he is a producer of class ( might b this explains why he is hired).He has produced films :
All of these films need no introduction .They all are in the class of The Godfather. Only thing is that our illiterate Junta doesn't understand their significance.These films broke all the distributors instead of box office. Few committed suicide alongside the audience.
Now coming to his acting.It is simply par excellence.He is able to convey all the emotions ranging from extreme sadness to maniac depression and channel these emotions to the audience in the form of pure rage.It is normal to see people bursting out of the cinema in anger!
I was fortunate enough to see few of his films in intercity bus where one has no option but to see the film. Due to heavy demand for his fotos I could grab just half :( . I can very well say he is the best amongst the 3 brothers which are a part of this coveted list. This multifaceted actor also writes!! FYI he was the writer of the cult classic "Hello Brother" Must watch for everyone with good taste.I would say keep up the good work!

2. Ishrat Ali :You would say WTF ? Who the hell is Ishrat Ali? He has a stronger screen presence than you think. I became a fan of him after I saw his film "GUNDA" one of the real classics. His dialogues really touched my heart. His tagline was "Mera naam hai LAMBU ATTA ! deunga tuze maut ka chata ". He is simply huge in the film and after mithun , all the film revolves around him.
In Gunda, he is the gangster who by mistake rapes Bulla's sister. Then Bulla alsong with his other mates corners him in a Chawl .Lambu tries to reason a lot with bulla "Roti hoti hai khane ke liye....boti hoti hai chabane ke liye...ladki hoti hai......******" .Still bulla wants to kill him!! WTF..now lambu tries more than this he says "Mai tere liye ladkiyan laaunnga...tu muze chil chal ke hijda bana deena" And does a kathak ( some dancing talent here ) but suddenly and oddly bulla stabs a knife in his KIDNEYS!

Besides Gunda he has also worked in 71 different films!!!!! Ranging from greats like "Bichhu" to "Krantiveer" !

3. Celina Jaitley : Well she was given a break by the legendry Feroz khan the "desi cowboy". Unfortunately she needs a break every now and then.She is not very rich and therefore has not much to wear. She also has an affinity for short-shorts ;) . Well there is not much to write about her talent. she does best what she is best at...standing besides fardeen! Ya some people suspect she the actve member of LGBT community .Dont be amused to see her in parliment within few years. Trust me she even has a fan site...


4. Shakti Kapoor : AaaaOUUU Shaktiii! needs no introduction. Wat an actor ,what an actor! In raja babu as the Nandu with a "Nada" to "Chutiya" in Gunda . He is sort of urban legend and had one hit film which I dont remember. He is a legend because he has survived more than 500 flops but not as a hero. Recently he was caught on a casting couch scandle ! poor shakti was made a target of the media ! well which man would not like to "take advantage" of "helpless" "girls" ( except for the one above) ( Mind the quotes! ).In gunda he plays a role of eunuch with a pony tail .Thats why he is chutiya ( not what you think! ). He becomes a "man" with "the pill" n does what a normal man in gunda does ! His different facet emerged in film Raja babu as a side kick of another legend in the business Mr Govinda .All he does is wears a bermuda with suggestively hanging Nada.Though he did play a good role in Andaz apna pana as Mr Gogo but it does not help much..lets hope he rambles on...

5. Govinda : How could we forget govinda aka Chi Chi.He was the hero of the masses. He is the living great! He started very early as a stick and now he is BOX and tending very much to a CUBE. He is the hero of the great "No 1" series : coolie No 1,Hero No 1 ,Biwi no 1 .He has a style statement rather a style paragraph of his own .He invented the Red suits and yellow ties and blue shirts . he is a sort of vince Van Gough in colours.He is known for his dancing. He ll suit any acting role given to him.I am sure he can very well play Forrest in forrest gump or Oskar von Schindler in Schindlers List ( where david dhawan would be directing ). He has not changed his acting since 70's and still dances with actresses 10% his age ! Few years back he contested for elections and won and worked so hard that.....he again became an actor! but this time he was much cooler ( not that he was not cool before ) with two earrings in both the ears! I am sure he ll act or next 100 years

6. Antara Mali and Nisha Kothari : These two "women" share the same spot .I donno why but logically they seem to be connected to something , I just cant figure out what .Rumor is tht Antara mali was discovered while she was begging on the street for food .Well it could be a true story ! she did some 10 super hit films to realise the ultimate truth ! One also needs other kind of talent to survive in this industry (I was talking about acting!) .Her classics include "Mein madhuri dixit banna chahati hun" which she knew was quite impossible. Her inner anexieties were reveled in her box office hit "Mr Ya Miss".Since 2005 shez dormant
Nisha URF priyanka is just a gem in skimpy cloths !

7. Fardeen Khan : Well he had his father who hired him .Launched him with a bomb shell due to which his first film bombed! later on the bombs kept falling. His dialogue delivery is impeccable! only thing that he does not lack is is height...he is estimated to be around 7-8 feet tall !! He keeps on giving guest appearances in the films he STARS !!! he wont run much and might turn to directing/producing soon !


8. Himmesh : Apna himmesssh bahi is an actor of calibre ! he has never given hope of being at the top .Well it is very much possible .I am just waiting for Radio to come out! It was again romoured that none of the actresses were willing to work with him ! not even celina ! finally some two gals agreed ! he was so grateful that he hired them both .This was the first time the son of gujrathi soil removed his cap to reveal his toupe or hair whatever...there is a famous dialogue in radio.."What is your relationship status?" he says .."Its complicated!" well we all know that.
Then there is the song...mann ka radio that has already hit the airways! His first movie was "aap ka saroor - a true luv story" .All the truck and rickshaw drivers went crazy over this movie! they used to wait outside the theaters to take ppl home for free!!! such is the following . He surely has a long way to go to realise the TRUTH .I wish him best of luck right from depths of my nose.

9. Bobby and Sunny Deol : cousins of famous Abhay deols,are famous for delivering heavy dialogues, making their own scripts , directing their own movies ,acting in their own movies and watching them them selves! They along with Dharmendra paaaji are industry in themselves ! Bobbys acting in Bichhu was nominated for golden globe and academy awards. He played a role of freelance assisn with morals .He along with then heavy weight rani mukherjee delivered a super duper hit.He will go a long way unfortunately! Sunny has degraded in a slow manner with punching a man and truck at same time,Catching bullets and pulling handpumps.He dosent give up his dhai kilo hand .

10. Salmaan Khan : Well if you dont know him you are a nut! It is very easy to spot him, it would be some one who speaks english in american accent and even hindi in american accent !!
He along with his two talented brothers have a production house to keep them all employed. At one time salmaan was really talanted but has been going downhill since long.Actors improve with age but salmaaan is non-conformist. He has choosen to degrade him self. Now he is jumping up and down on your TV set. He has more than 2 decades of experience .He was launched with "maine pyar kiya" he just climbed the hill then it was time to come back down with "maine pyar kyun kiya" to cult classic "Hello brother" .It is said that even the director and cameraman did not see the movie! Amazing!
Other than the controversies and girlfriends he is clean as awhiteboard! He will be a 40yr old rock star along with ajay in his next film 'LONDON DREAMS' ! just waiting for it !